And the Oscar goes to….
#I fucking knew it #im never gonna taste that oscar #he stole my oscar #that oscar is mine #someone put me back on the titanic
*whispers* you oscar wielding whore ur ded to me
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
this is the best
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
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Talk shit get hit.
best delivery of a verbal bitch slap in cinematic history.
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
i cannojt bretahe